Showing posts with label THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

DACHSHUND TATOOS, ANYONE?

For those inclined to get tatoos, take a gander at these colorful and creative doxie tatoos! Which is your favorite?

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"Flower Power" doxie

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Looks like a paddleboat honey from the Old West days

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Just truckin' along doxie

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Tribute to a beloved pet

Whimsical doxie--cute!

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

FRAULEIN DOXIE: GUTEN MORGEN!


What a cutie patootie! Do you enjoy dressing up your doxie for special occasions, like Halloween, Christmas, etc.? Unfortunately, my doxie Duke hates costumes, so it's not gonna happen in our house.

HOWEVER, scads of doxies tolerate costumes quite well (even enjoy wearing them), so I have plenty of photos to use during this HOWL-O-WIENER season. I'll post these every time I post on this blog until Halloween. Then, there's Thanksgiving, then Christmas, then New Year's . . . there's lots of material to post out there!

If you'd like to post a photo of your doxie in a Halloween costume, please do so in the comments section. Readers would enjoy seeing them.

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

ONLY A FEW DAYS LEFT!

Wow, I didn't realize it had been a week since I posted on here--it has been busy around here.

There's only a few days until THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES: The Complete 5 Book Series, will be released on Oct. 15! The price is currently 99 cents during this pre-order phase, but will become $4.99 on release day--so get yours today!

Sarge the doxie writes about his life from eight weeks old . . . and what a life in his zany family of humans and animals! His "lowdown from the ground" about his escapades has laugh-out-loud moments sure to brighten your day.
THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES 5-ebook series is now available in a bundle for pre-order at 99 cents until Oct. 15--$4.99 when released. This series is a great Christmas gift for dog lovers of all ages:
The titles in this ebook series:
I AM SARGE, Book 1
I AM DACHSHUND, Book 2
DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, Book 3
A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE, Book 4
A DACHSHUND'S MERRY-GO-ROUND LIFE, Book 5
Visit www.MavisDukeHinton.com for more about these books.
Free Kindle reading apps for your tablet, smartphone, or computer:www.amazon.com/kindleapp

Friday, November 13, 2015

ON THE HOME STRETCH: BOOK 5 NEARLY READY!


I'm on the home stretch with the completion of A DACHSHUND'S MERRY GO-ROUND-LIFE, Book 5 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES! Finishing up my first edits today, then I'll go through it once more before submitting it to Kindle Direct Publishing for release on November 30.

This book is written a bit differently from the other four: instead of Sarge relating his day-to-day life situations, he's sharing his most unforgettable memories. Some are doozies, too!

It's available at 99c for pre-order until the release date, so get your copy today and enjoy this doxie's humorous, poignant, and ridiculous memories. You're certain to be entertained!





The paperback version will hopefully be out before Christmas as well. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, DOXIE LOVERS.



Thursday, September 10, 2015

SKUNKED!

Poor granddawg Shadow was sprayed by a skunk yesterday, so he got a nice belly rub last night. There will be a full chapter on this episode in A DACHSHUND'S MERRY-GO-ROUND LIFE, Book 5, which is nearing completion!




Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

Friday, August 14, 2015

FREE ON MONDAY, 08/17/15: DACHSHUNDS FOREVER




FREE E-BOOK FOR DOXIE LOVERS
DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, BOOK 3 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES
(see the attached meme)

To get your copy, click on the link below:

If you don't have a Kindle, get your free app at the Kindle Store to read the book on your smartphone, tablet, or computer:https://www.amazon.com/gp/digital/fiona/kcp-landing-page/…

Thursday, February 19, 2015

DACHSHUNDS AND VACUUM CLEANERS



The concept about vacuum cleaners is very true of many doxies.  My Duke just takes a ho-hum attitude toward it, thankfully.  HOWEVER, our doxie granddawg Shadow is another story.

He absolutely hates the vacuum cleaner: he tries to bite it, barks and growls menacingly at it, and generally just makes a nuisance of himself.  Not wanting to put up with it after all these years (Shadow turned 14 last month), our daughter Holly usually puts him in the back bathroom with the door shut while she vacuums the house.   That's where I got the idea for Sarge to hate vacuum cleaners in my book series, THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES.

On the other hand, if I get out the Swiffer dust mop, Duke goes ballistic--well, sort of.  He acts like he wants me to chase him with it, because if I push it toward him, he'll bark, run off, but then come back for more, with that classic doxie pose for wanting to play:  his posterior up in the air!

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How does your doxie react to vacuum cleaners?

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em!

Monday, January 12, 2015

A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE

Book 4 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE, will be released in paper back in just a matter of days!  *happy dance*

It has been out in ebook since November, and for those who prefer a book to hold, you'll see it soon!  Stay tuned.


Wednesday, November 19, 2014

A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE NOW AVAILABLE!

A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE, Book 4 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES, is now available for
pre-order in the Kindle Store on www.amazon.com!  It's just in time for Christmas!

Don't have a Kindle?  No problem:  get the free Kindle app on Amazon to read Kindle books on your tablet, smart phone, or computer.

What is this book about?
“Christmas just isn’t Christmas without family. When Papa got sick and ended up in the hospital, I was so worried that something would happen to him. I decided right then that I would never take my family for granted again.” 

Sarge the doxie is at it again: charming his readers with endearing stories about his zany family of humans and animals. Surprises as well as wistful moments also come to light in this fourth book of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES. 

Delicious Southern food, described in precise detail, is practically a cherished family member! So prevalent in his stories, food is lovingly represented by Sarge throughout his tale. 

Sarge also relates another humorous fishing story involving Papa and Sellars, begging the question: do they actually catch fish this time?

For the church Halloween/fall festival (or Howl-o-wiener, according to Sarge), he wears a costume, too—just like Mama, Daddy, and his human siblings. Readers will smile over the costume contest and its hilarious contestants. 

The Christmas holidays bring all his family together, including Papa and Sellars, human counterparts of “chow hounds.” Daddy reads the Christmas story from the Bible, the family shares a fabulous feast, and Papa tells more funny stories. The children’s joy, the giving of gifts, and togetherness—all bring Sarge to the realization that things don’t last forever, thus turning him into quite a perceptive doxie philosopher. 

A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE is, after all, Sarge’s heartfelt revelation to the world: that dachshunds truly love and appreciate the companionship of humans—however strangely they behave at times!

Another heartwarming tale of family, joy, 
good food, and unconditional love, Sarge’s story 
will bring warmth and smiles to readers of all ages. 

Here's the link to the book:
http://www.amazon.com/Dachshunds-Tribute-Dachshund-Escapades-Book-ebook/dp/B00PTJNJZK/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1416401866&sr=1-1&keywords=a+dachshund%27s+tribute&pebp=1416401866183

Monday, November 10, 2014

DACHSHUNDS FOREVER Excerpt

This excerpt of Book 3, THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES, is now available!  Click on the DACHSHUNDS FOREVER Excerpt at the top of this blog.  In it, Sarge the doxie mentors his protege Duke on how a proud, full-blooded dachshund is supposed to act.  Gain insight into the mind of a dachshund!

If you are interested in getting a copy for Christmas, here's the Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/Dachshunds-Forever-Dachshund-Escapades-3/dp/1502739429/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1415647571&sr=8-1&keywords=dachshunds+forever

Also check out Books 1 and 2 as well.

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

PSSSSSSST!



"Pssssssst!  Have  you read THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES books yet?  I hear they are written by Sarge the doxie.  We gotta read 'em, 'cause I don't know any other doxies who can do that."

Click on the BOOKS link at the top of this blog for more information about the books.  A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE will be released before Christmas.  Stay tuned!

Thursday, October 30, 2014

EDITING/FORMATTING: A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE


I will not be posting very often for the next few weeks as I work on getting Book 4, A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES edited/formatted.  Since this book is a tad short, I'm adding several chapters as well.

I have a confession:  Book 3, DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, was supposed to be the final book of the series, but things kept coming to mind, and I kept writing and writing.  It grew too long, so I divided it.  Now, Book 4, what is left over from Book 3, is coming up short!  Oh, it's long enough to sell, but I'd like it to be a little longer so it seems like a book rather than a booklet.

I do plan to get the Kindle version out before Christmas, but no promises on the paperback version, since there is a whole different set of formatting issues for the paperback version.  We'll see.

Until I return, here are a few cute doxie photos to tide you over:

Odd sleeping position!

Totally doxie!

Their mission is to "kill" all toys

"I'm just cute--nothing more needs to be said."

The sweet sleep of an innocent puppy

Monday, October 20, 2014

TRY BEFORE YOU BUY: DACHSHUNDS FOREVER EXCERPT!



Are you a "try before you buy" reader?

The first chapters of DACHSHUNDS FOREVER are featured in Amazon's "Look Inside the Book" 
for the Kindle version!

Here is the link if you'd like to read the excerpt:
http://www.amazon.com/Dachsh...unds-Forever-Dachshund-Escapades-Book-ebook  /dp/B00NU5VQOQ/ref=tmm_kin_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&sr=8-1&qid=1413813864#reader_B00NU5VQOQ

Be sure the "Look Inside" is for the Kindle version (the paperback version only features a few pages), then click on the book cover to activate the "Look Inside" feature. 
Happy reading!

Sunday, October 19, 2014

LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR DOG LOVERS?

CALLING ALL DOG LOVERS - WANNA READ BOOKS "WRITTEN BY" A DACHSHUND?

Introducing THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series of inspirational fiction!

==Great Christmas gifts for dog lovers of all ages==

DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, Book 3, is now available in paperback and e-book versions! Book 1, I AM SARGE, and Book 2, I AM DACHSHUND, are also on Amazon. Don't have a Kindle? A free Kindle app works on tablets, smartphones, or computers--visit the Kindle Store on www.amazon.com to download one.

In THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, the golden thread of God's unconditional love is woven throughout these stories! Click on the BOOKS link above for more information on all three books or visit my website:  www.mavisdukehinton.com.

 


Wednesday, October 1, 2014

FOR MY FRIENDS AND READERS IN THE U.K.


On Amazon.uk, I have now completed my author page!  If you live in the U.K., kindly stop by Amazon and view it.  Just type my name into the search box, and it will take customers to my list of books as well as a link to my author page.

Next on my marketing agenda is completing an author page in several other Amazon markets internationally.  This is exciting!

DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, Book 3 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES, is now available for pre-order in the Kindle e-book version, and I've already received some orders.  I am working on formatting the paperback version here and there, and I will announce when the release date for that version is available.

I might add that if you are seeking Christmas gift ideas for those dog lovers in your circle of friends and family, then look no further:  THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES books are perfect for dog lovers of all ages!  

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em, not matter where you live.

Monday, September 22, 2014

DACHSHUNDS FOREVER UPDATE


Photo: DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, Book 3 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, will be released on Amazon Kindle on Tuesday, October 17!  

It may be pre-ordered as soon as it appears in the Kindle Store--the next couple of days. 

For information about Book 1, I AM SARGE, and Book 2, I AM DACHSHUND, visit www.mavisdukehinton.com.   

The release date of the paperback version will be announced soon :).  Stay tuned!  #dachshundsforever  #dachshundbook  #dogloversreadthis
 
I've finalized the cover (and those really are photos of granddawg Shadow and my doxie Duke!).
 
Here is the latest info:
 
DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, Book 3 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, will be released on Amazon Kindle on Tuesday, October 17!

It may be pre-ordered as soon as it appears in the Kindle Store--the next couple of days.

For information about Book 1, I AM SARGE, and Book 2, I AM DACHSHUND, visit www.mavisdukehinton.com.

The release date of the paperback version will be announced soon. Stay tuned! 
 
 


Monday, September 15, 2014

TA DA: DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, BOOK 3, TO BE RELEASED SOON!




I'm excited to announce that the long-awaited Book 3, DACHSHUNDS FOREVER, will be released in a matter of weeks. 

The cover is still in the tweaking stage, but it does catch one's eye.

The featured doxies are my own granddawg Shadow (upon whom the doxie "author" Sarge is based), and my beloved doxie Duke.  Handsome, aren't they? 

The smaller photos on the cover represent an adventurous trip out West that these two precocious guys took in a motor home (with some of their humans, of course).  You'll love reading about what and whom they encountered along the way, written in Sarge's own entertaining doxie style.

Book 4, A DACHSHUND'S TRIBUTE, will follow closely behind this book's release.  Therefore, you might be able to get both on Amazon before Christmas! 

**Stay tuned for updates**

If you haven't yet read the first two books of the series, go ahead and get your copies now by clicking on the BOOKS link at the top of this blog--you'll then be ready for DACHSHUNDS FOREVER when it comes out.

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

SAY CHEEEEEEEEESE!


If you haven't guessed already, the photo above is of my doxie granddawg, Shadow, who is 13. 
Daughter Holly snapped this unusual photo the other day, so I absolutely HAD to post it.  He COULD be smiling, grimacing, dreaming, growling--or all of the above!  I laugh every time I see it.  In fact, stare into his eyes for a bit--doing so can be pretty mesmerizing as well!


Aslan
As the patriarch of the animals in our family, Shadow is the oldest of two dogs (the other being our doxie Duke), along with six cats (both of our daughters now have three cats each).  He might be outnumbered, but he's no dummy:  he holds his title without any trouble at all.  In fact, Aslan the three-year-old flame point Siamese, gives him a cat bath every evening while they are relaxing on the couch, a type of homage to Shadow, I am certain.




Thor the mighty


Piper


Thor, the newest kitty in Shadow's family, is full of kitty energy and gives Aslan and Piper a rough time:  jumping on their heads and biting, chasing and terrorizing them, etc.  But he knows well enough to leave Shadow alone.  Such is royalty, and it is recognized in the pet realm as well.

Tate, Joey, and Winston have never had the pleasure of meeting Shadow, because they are the three cats who are owned by Kurt and Bethany, our daughter and son-in-law in Arizona.

Joey


Tate



Winston

 If you've read THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, you'll remember that Sarge the dachshund writes about Tate and Joey in his encounter with them, dubbing them the Fuzz Brothers.

Dachshunds--you gotta love 'em!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

HAPPY DOXIE BIRTHDAY TO DUKE!

Yes, our beloved doxie Duke is seven years old today.  These years with him have been a roller coaster ride of laughs, fun, love, and joy.  He came to us as a scared little eight-week-old puppy, but
that didn't last long.  In a few days, he felt right at home and his antics have given us many laughs.

Super Dawg
I had told my hubby:  "I want a dog with personality," and boy, did we get it!  Yes, he's a tad stubborn, but that's a noted doxie trait.  If we tell him to get up on the couch and lie down, he makes a beeline for the blue chair across the room in front of a window!  But he does lie down in the blue chair, so I suppose that's obedience--well, partial obedience, anyway.

He loves tug-of-war, too.  For only an eighteen-pound dawg, he's very strong, so the game exercises any human arm that plays it with him.

"What?  I thought you said TREAT"
After my recent surgeries, he made it his priority to stay by my side and take care of me.  I had trouble getting up from my recliner when I first came home from the hospital, so Clark would take my hands and pull me up.  Of course, my knee hurt, so I probably groaned and had a pained expression.  Duke promptly got between Clark and me, whining and barking at him--Duke thought Clark was hurting me, when it was only the process of getting up that hurt me.  We reassured him that I was okay, so he's never intervened again when Clark has helped me up.

His vocabulary is large, too.  By "vocabulary" I mean the words that he understands:  food, hungry, eat, breakfast, lunch, dinner, cheese, eggs and bacon, treat, toy,
ball, bone, squeak toy, sock, lie down, bath, go out, car, ride, mailman, cat, kitty, squirrel, geese, Mama, Daddy, and all the names of everyone else in the family, especially those of the grandchildren.  Notice a pattern of all the food-related words?

Of course, as most dogs do, he is overjoyed when we come home from anywhere.  Lately, it's been to my physical therapy sessions, which last about two hours.  Clark drives me because my recent knee replacement was on my right leg--not up to driving yet.  Duke wags his tail and smiles, giving us doggie kisses and being thrilled to see us.

He made his debut in THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series in Book 2, I AM DACHSHUND.  Sarge takes Duke under his wing (or paw, to be exact) to teach Duke how dachshunds should act, as well as some of his own time-tested methods for obtaining human food.

All in all, I can't imagine how boring our lives were before he came.  Our children were married and lived out of town (well, one of them is only an hour away now), so the house was very quiet.  Duke has livened it up considerably, still wanting to chase his ball after we throw it down the hall for him. 
"Why should I get off your bed??"

In fact, we've talked about his remarkable talent for remaining puppy-like in middle age (in dog years, that is).  He has a gray hair here and there now, too.  But his fun-loving and comical personality from puppyhood is still intact.  He makes us laugh every day, and he gives us that unconditional love that only a dog can give--down here, anyway.

Dachshunds . . . you gotta love 'em.  And in our case, we love Duke for the handsome, sweet, stubborn, intelligent, comical, loyal, and yes--the downright human--dawg he is!

Thursday, June 26, 2014

I AM SARGE

Hello, everyone!

This is Sarge the dachshund, and I am here to pass along a "doggone" great value for those of you who love to read inspirational fiction!

My first book, I AM SARGE (paperback edition), is listed for only $6.59 on www.christianbook.com!  The book normally retails for $14.95, so this price is exceptional.

Book 1 of THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES series, in I AM SARGE I enjoy entertaining readers with comical tales about my human family and the world as I see it.  What makes this book so interesting is the fact that many of the things I write about actually happened!  This book also includes how I met my beloved Papa Duke, one of the main characters in my book--and he really is quite a character.  He seems to understand us doxies so well that I've made him an honorary dawg.

To order I AM SARGE, click on the link below, or copy and paste it into your browser :

http://www.christianbook.com/1-i-am-sarge/mavis-hinton/9781602903159/pd/903159

And, after you read it, let me know how you liked it by posting a brief review on Amazon or Christianbook.  People often read reviews before getting books, so a good word from you might help me get the word out.

Thanks, and happy reading,
Sarge
                                  
This is me relaxing with my buddy Piper 




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