|"Yes, this is MY couch."|
I live here. You don't.
■I am keeper of this house. The BOSS around here is ME. I have supreme and final authority at all times.
■I am LONG, LEAN and HANDSOME. I am DASHING, DAZZLING, and DEBONAIR. Although I AM VERY HOT STUFF, I am NOT a hot dog and I am NOT a wiener dog.