Doxies have their priorities straight, don’t they?
I think I’ll start to live my life like they do:
•Take naps anytime
•Eat every chance I get
•Chase after things I don’t like in my yard
•Yell at plastic bags, specks of dust, or nothing
•Beg food from anyone eating within my line of sight
•Chew on anything I want if I think it’s fun
•Give kisses to anyone who smells good or seems sad
•Stare at anything or anyone I want to for as long as I want
Anything else? If I did those, I would probably be put in a mental institution, but my dog gets off scot
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