My dear humans,
Dustin, your “real” doxie friend here:
⚠️PULEEZE Do NOT read Sarge the doxie’s books! THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES are all about his life with his zany humans, and that scoundrel gives away all our doxie secrets for getting what he wants from you!
⚠️So I’m begging you: don’t read his books, because Sarge’s methods should stay secret for the benefit of all dogs!
⚠️Here’s the lowdown: his books are so doggone boring! All those raves about “witty Sarge outsmarting his comical human family” that you keep hearing about are NOT funny—or entertaining! I mean, have you sunk so low that you’ll read books written by a DOG?? Geez.
⚠️Sarge even shares his foolproof methods for obtaining YOUR food: how underhanded is that? See, you can’t trust that mutt. AT ALL.
⚠️So I beg you to save your money: don’t even THINK about choosing any of the tabs at the top of this blog to check out his books—so what if they’re in both ebook and paperback versions?? And those free excerpts on there? PFFFFFTTT!
🤣All your friends will laugh at you for reading books by a dog! And remember, I tried to warn you . . . seriously.
Your Real FURiend,
Dustin the doxie
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