To humans who like to read . . .
Dustin the doxie here:
⚠️Do NOT read the books written by Sarge the doxie! THE DACHSHUND ESCAPADES are about him and his zany humans, and he gives away all his doxie secrets for getting what he wants from you!
⚠️So I’m begging you: don’t read his books! (Sarge’s methods should stay secret for the benefit of all dogs!)
⚠️Take it from me: his books are so boring. All those raves about witty Sarge outsmarting his comical human family that you keep hearing about are NOT funny or entertaining! I mean, have you sunk so low that you’ll read books written by a DOG??
⚠️Sarge even reveals his foolproof methods for obtaining YOUR food: how underhanded is that? See, you can’t trust that dog. AT ALL.
⚠️So I beg you: don’t click on the BOOKS tab to check out his books, even if they are in both ebook and paperback versions!
🤣All your friends will be laughing at you for reading books by a dog author! Remember, I tried to warn you . . . seriously.
Your Real FURiend,
Dustin the doxie
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